collegehumor:

Female Lion Tries To Eat A Human Baby

It’s the cutest near-death experience ever.

(Source: College Humor, via worldtea)

My little, blissful moments with her fill me with the most inexplicable melancholy. Well it’s not that inexplicable after all. To put it in a phrase I’d just learnt, it’s La Douleur Exquise. I should really be treasuring these rare moments, but all I feel is that dull sorrow, like an ache I’ve gotten used to. I am unsure as to what I am even supposed to feel, for is this not just a silly crush, a superficial infatuation? What is love, and is this love? This uncertainty is probably the only reason I feel so little, my only defense against a deeper, and paradoxically, shallower sorrow. Chances are that I will never find the answers to my question, as often is the case, and I suspect I would be better off without them. Will the answers liberate me from this nagging ache, or will it thrust me into even harsher levels of pain? The only way to find out is to go forward, and thus I shall.

Feel like I’m being strung along :(

Just when you think you’ve forgotten, she gets your hopes up. Again. And it’s all you think about all day. Balls.

cineraria:

600 stick stick bomb! - YouTube

Just like my life, eh

OHSHIT MOST HILARIOUS MOVIE EVER. 

shit is hilarious

Losing my touch

And I don’t like it. 

Tags: maroon 5

finally-there said: meh you’re probably gonna score better than alot of people including me nayway

Hence the bell curve